Its Not Me, Its You.
I have newfound respect for Oasis.
Speaking in August, Noel Gallagher had compared the I Predict A Riot stars to 60s group the Monkees.
Gallagher had joked to DJ Chris Moyles that the Monkees had not split up but were "just going under the name of the Kaiser Chiefs".
He added: "I did drugs for 18 years and I never got that bad as to say, 'You know what? I think the Kaiser Chiefs are brilliant'."
ok. that's made my day like slightly better i guess.
which started off pretty badly cause i had a bet on liverpool and chelsea to draw 0-0. I mean like... when the hell was the last time these 2 teams ever managed to make it to mre than 3 goals in a match. even as Lukas was telling me to buy 4 goals i was busy shooting him down.
final result? 3-1. 4 goals. knnccbwtf wad de hawk.
anyway there was this hilarious post on this internet message board which i find damnn bloody hilarious.
Title: Congratulations Liverpool!
You've finally done it! Fulfilled your most scouse of ambitions. You've turned into Man Ure. Let's examine the obvious evidence:
Both are managed by a red-faced manager with an incomprehensible accent and embarrassing face.
Both play in red.
Both have loads of plastic fans nowadays.
Both claim to have an "atmosphere", which consists of nicked chants and booing their own players / manager / selves.
Both play oop north, far from civilisation.
Both keep trumpeting on about their recent European Cup win endlessly.
Both are proud to field only the ugliest (often scousest) players in the known physical universe. See Dirk Shout / Rooney.
Both cling on to their managers like the captain did to the Titanic.
Both managers are regularly accused of buying titles. Usually by each other.
These are the easy ones. What is more telling is how, this season, Liverpool have transformed themselves into a clone of their supposed "hated" (read copied) rivals:
1) Both score in the last minute of every game (something that is described as "cheating" when Chelsea do it) which will last a mere ten minutes, should it suit.
2) Both are assured of at least one penalty and sending off at OT, if they're behind.
3) Manc Riley.
my god. how that ass clown manages to come up with stuff like that is beyond me. Seriously. His name (on the message board) is slutboy_fame. And he'sbeen responsible for a couple of nicknames for players which well... I'll let you have a guess. call it a slutboy quiz of some sorts
1) Thierryble
2) Wristiano
3) Pepe the Clown
4) Van der Sars
5) Evraphant Man
6) Crapregash
7) Flaminime
8) Arsene Wenker
9) Frank Rightguard
10) Ferdinandrolone
11) Rape van herpies
12) Ronald McDinho
13) Sahahahaha
he's a chelsea fan therefore the lack of chelsea players in side the list. Although I'm pretty sure there were a couple of Liverpool players that i missed out.
anyway... I know I run my mouth a little too much for my liking. and well.. this time isn't exactly any different.
I got told off last week for running my mouth off about someone and their secondary school, which I remember meaning it another way, but yet got misunderstood. Oh well, I apologised, and hopefully that's the end of it.
This on the other hand. is total-fucking-ly stupid. I'm still not entirely sure why the hell I said it, I just did. And its really been eating me quite abit.
I was joking to this friend of mine about giving some rough treatment ala Wenbin (Note: YJC match. today) style, or maybe just a 2-footed tackle (kamal, i hope i got his name right, in the ACS match ) - minus the apology, to someone.
I won't start trying to defend my actions cause its pretty indefensible, its a little low and spiteful and just a damn fucked up thing to say. the thing is. that friend apparently went to tell someone else, and.. after everything that I've heard, I 'm pretty sure that the whoe 'joke' thing has spread a pretty fair bit.
so in some way. I guess this is an apology of some sort. I think I probably gonna drop a msg or something. I'm not sure if its actually spread that far, but judging from their behaviour. I would say it probably has.
P.S: I'm beginning to think this is some sort of explosion of posts from me. "too little too late" is the phrase that comes to my mind. I think I've had more posts this week than in months. like wtf.
Speaking in August, Noel Gallagher had compared the I Predict A Riot stars to 60s group the Monkees.
Gallagher had joked to DJ Chris Moyles that the Monkees had not split up but were "just going under the name of the Kaiser Chiefs".
He added: "I did drugs for 18 years and I never got that bad as to say, 'You know what? I think the Kaiser Chiefs are brilliant'."
ok. that's made my day like slightly better i guess.
which started off pretty badly cause i had a bet on liverpool and chelsea to draw 0-0. I mean like... when the hell was the last time these 2 teams ever managed to make it to mre than 3 goals in a match. even as Lukas was telling me to buy 4 goals i was busy shooting him down.
final result? 3-1. 4 goals. knnccbwtf wad de hawk.
anyway there was this hilarious post on this internet message board which i find damnn bloody hilarious.
Title: Congratulations Liverpool!
You've finally done it! Fulfilled your most scouse of ambitions. You've turned into Man Ure. Let's examine the obvious evidence:
Both are managed by a red-faced manager with an incomprehensible accent and embarrassing face.
Both play in red.
Both have loads of plastic fans nowadays.
Both claim to have an "atmosphere", which consists of nicked chants and booing their own players / manager / selves.
Both play oop north, far from civilisation.
Both keep trumpeting on about their recent European Cup win endlessly.
Both are proud to field only the ugliest (often scousest) players in the known physical universe. See Dirk Shout / Rooney.
Both cling on to their managers like the captain did to the Titanic.
Both managers are regularly accused of buying titles. Usually by each other.
These are the easy ones. What is more telling is how, this season, Liverpool have transformed themselves into a clone of their supposed "hated" (read copied) rivals:
1) Both score in the last minute of every game (something that is described as "cheating" when Chelsea do it) which will last a mere ten minutes, should it suit.
2) Both are assured of at least one penalty and sending off at OT, if they're behind.
3) Manc Riley.
my god. how that ass clown manages to come up with stuff like that is beyond me. Seriously. His name (on the message board) is slutboy_fame. And he'sbeen responsible for a couple of nicknames for players which well... I'll let you have a guess. call it a slutboy quiz of some sorts
1) Thierryble
2) Wristiano
3) Pepe the Clown
4) Van der Sars
5) Evraphant Man
6) Crapregash
7) Flaminime
8) Arsene Wenker
9) Frank Rightguard
10) Ferdinandrolone
11) Rape van herpies
12) Ronald McDinho
13) Sahahahaha
he's a chelsea fan therefore the lack of chelsea players in side the list. Although I'm pretty sure there were a couple of Liverpool players that i missed out.
anyway... I know I run my mouth a little too much for my liking. and well.. this time isn't exactly any different.
I got told off last week for running my mouth off about someone and their secondary school, which I remember meaning it another way, but yet got misunderstood. Oh well, I apologised, and hopefully that's the end of it.
This on the other hand. is total-fucking-ly stupid. I'm still not entirely sure why the hell I said it, I just did. And its really been eating me quite abit.
I was joking to this friend of mine about giving some rough treatment ala Wenbin (Note: YJC match. today) style, or maybe just a 2-footed tackle (kamal, i hope i got his name right, in the ACS match ) - minus the apology, to someone.
I won't start trying to defend my actions cause its pretty indefensible, its a little low and spiteful and just a damn fucked up thing to say. the thing is. that friend apparently went to tell someone else, and.. after everything that I've heard, I 'm pretty sure that the whoe 'joke' thing has spread a pretty fair bit.
so in some way. I guess this is an apology of some sort. I think I probably gonna drop a msg or something. I'm not sure if its actually spread that far, but judging from their behaviour. I would say it probably has.
P.S: I'm beginning to think this is some sort of explosion of posts from me. "too little too late" is the phrase that comes to my mind. I think I've had more posts this week than in months. like wtf.
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