you deserve a mega mac..
I used to think the fella i met at vietnam was unique. but this conversation i heard at mac's while i was getting pissed off that my double cheese burger took nearly 10 mins to arrive just hit the spot.
Mac's Counter Staff (obviously a china internationl who cannot speak english fluently)
Hi sir what would you like?
Indian fella
wokay, gimme 2 McChicken, dont want the pickles and extra mayo.
(ok note at this point i really turned around and raised my eyebrow. WHEN THE HELL DID MCCHICKEN HAVE PICKLES!?)
Mac's counter Staff (in kinda broken english)
Err... McChicken don't have pickles.
Indian fella
Huh?
Mac's Counter Staff (louder)
McChicken don't have pickles originally.
Indian fella
Oh ok, sorry, erm...gimme 2 double cheese burgers, don't want pickles, more mayo
(I swear my eyebrow couldnt raise any higher already. When the hell did mayo become a part of cheese burgers in Mac's!?)
(oh and it didnt end there)
Mac;s Counter Staff
ok so 2 double cheeseburger's extra pickles, don't want...mayo!?
Indian fella
NO NO. don't want pickles, want mayo.
Mac's Counter Staff
ok ok, don't want pickle's, i give you 2 pack of mayo?
Indian fella
ok thanks.
(my god, it was fucking hilarious, especially cause like the china fella couldnt speak english fluently enough.)
I thought it ended there and then. but then some fella came in, and really just made me go like... knnccbwtf what.the.fuck
Some dude comes running in in running attire
hi, I would like a McChicken, minus the chicken patty, and extra lettuce.
Macdonald's staff
huh?
Running Dude
1 McChicken, minus the chicken patty, extra lettuce.
*takes a deep breathe*
ok, repeat after me: knnccbwtf wad de hawk
Mac's Counter Staff (obviously a china internationl who cannot speak english fluently)
Hi sir what would you like?
Indian fella
wokay, gimme 2 McChicken, dont want the pickles and extra mayo.
(ok note at this point i really turned around and raised my eyebrow. WHEN THE HELL DID MCCHICKEN HAVE PICKLES!?)
Mac's counter Staff (in kinda broken english)
Err... McChicken don't have pickles.
Indian fella
Huh?
Mac's Counter Staff (louder)
McChicken don't have pickles originally.
Indian fella
Oh ok, sorry, erm...gimme 2 double cheese burgers, don't want pickles, more mayo
(I swear my eyebrow couldnt raise any higher already. When the hell did mayo become a part of cheese burgers in Mac's!?)
(oh and it didnt end there)
Mac;s Counter Staff
ok so 2 double cheeseburger's extra pickles, don't want...mayo!?
Indian fella
NO NO. don't want pickles, want mayo.
Mac's Counter Staff
ok ok, don't want pickle's, i give you 2 pack of mayo?
Indian fella
ok thanks.
(my god, it was fucking hilarious, especially cause like the china fella couldnt speak english fluently enough.)
I thought it ended there and then. but then some fella came in, and really just made me go like... knnccbwtf what.the.fuck
Some dude comes running in in running attire
hi, I would like a McChicken, minus the chicken patty, and extra lettuce.
Macdonald's staff
huh?
Running Dude
1 McChicken, minus the chicken patty, extra lettuce.
*takes a deep breathe*
ok, repeat after me: knnccbwtf wad de hawk
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